What Not to allow While In The Mood

just a slightly LARGE list of epic fails ive had with all past partners and friends that completely ruins the mood :P

• The Cell Phone goes off its your bfs best friend
• You kick your best friend in the head who happens to be at the end of your bed
• Someones arm or foot falls asleep
• OW RUG BURN ON MY CHEST
• Mom knocks on the door
• Dog Plays with a squeak toy on the bed next to you
• Thats my nose silly
• Rule # 1 Do not wear zippy sweaters
• Rule # 2 Guys dress shirts are hard to get off
• Itunes on shuffle.... DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES plays
• Chokes on own Gum
• Do not giggle it ruins everything
• Cousin Yells use a condom
• Dont Talk about your future goals after sex
• Never compare exes
• hair chemicals do not taste nice
• nibbling is fine.... do not latch on and kill like a mother fucker
• snapping bras is really uncomfortable
• Whats That Smell xD

K So just a list of some really funny mishaps and fails ive gone through.. Some you will not understand and the people who were apart of them... FAIL!!!

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